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Ask Vilma: Not a freshman, and not a boy

Dear Vilma,

Why do you insist on making yourself seem like a beautiful woman when you are clearly an awkward 15 year old boy who likes to dress up in his grandmother’s jumpers?

Penelope

It is impossible that I am 15 for I have been helping the good students of Wayland with their everyday problems through WSPN for 3 years. Therefore I am definitely not a freshman. And could I be awkward when my responses are sophisticated, suave and oh so smooth? It is also quite apparent I am not a boy for I have displayed a working knowledge of feminine convention in many of my previous answers. It’s weird how you guessed the grandmother’s jumpers thing though.

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    ben schattenburgJan 21, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Economists on both left and right agree: Ask Vilma likely responsible for subprime loan crisis.

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