The simple, contagious, and seemingly harmless condition which annually plagues thousands across the country is beginning to claim its victims in larger volume, as 2010ers settle in to the notorious “Second Semester” of high school.

It’s Farcical Friday, and senior blogger Gifford Delle has his own take on the possible removal of parking and senior privileges next year, which he calls “the greatest tragedy in the history of this little dot on the map we call Wayland.”

Feeling a little apprehensive about the new school construction plans? You’re not alone. Farcicals blogger Sam Boegelhold intercepted an interesting letter, confiscated from a student last week, that proves just that…

Stressed out about college applications? Lost sight of your goals in life? Farcicals blogger Gifford Delle has a few suggestions for the quirky, disenchanted senior: spiritual wanderings, a clown nose, or a surplus of doritos and couch time…

To all the stressed seniors out there: you’re not alone. Students nationwide have spent the past few months doing everything they can to stake out claims to higher education, but WSPN blogger Sam Boegehold found a few who are taking more “creative” approaches…

In his first Farcicals post, senior blogger Gifford Delle pontificates on the life lessons he’s learned from his adventures as a Pokémon trainer, for example: “Pokémon should ALWAYS take precedence over hygiene…”

This past week, Wayland residents have witnessed what scientists label “a biological phenomenon,” holy men identify as “the resurrection of the dead,” and songwriter John Lennon himself would simply call “Instant Karma…”