Well, the people who signed up for 15 clubs at the fair solely for bribe candy had a major problem yesterday: they had to pick one to go to during club meetings. The obvious solution would be to go to as many as possible for a few minutes, even though teachers warned us that we shouldn’t do that. But frankly, that’s like telling a monkey not to go bananas.

So you’re one of these people who doesn’t know which club to go to, so you’ve decided to go to EVERY one. What you’ve got to do is whip out the campus map and plan your route.

“Let’s see now…my clubs are here, here, here, here (a few more here’s)….and here. So I’ll go from here to here to here…and when I connect the dots like that, it looks like a duck!”

Or, hand the map off to the math department. I’m sure they’d love the challenge of finding the shortest routes. Maybe they could even give the problem to their clubs.

Then, once you’ve planned your route, you actually have to implement it.

“If only my gym teachers could see me now! And they said I’d never run a mile!”

Depending on the number of clubs you signed up for, you may not spend too much time at each. “Oh look, there’s the watch TV club!” And then you look in the window: “Ok….. boring show. Whoops, it’s time for my next club!”

Frankly, I’m just glad we actually did stuff in clubs. I half-expected us to go to stores to buy next year’s bribe candy. Given how some of that candy tasted at the club fair, it wouldn’t be too surprising that it was bought 11 months in advance. Maybe they read the expiration date wrong,

“Oh…. 11 means the month, not the year. Oops.”

Andy.