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WSPN Newsletter: 100 Years of Wayland Football

David Ryan

October 4, 2009

Dear Readers, Do you know what fall means here at the high school? Football. Football. Football. Football. This isn't any ordinary year for the Warriors either. 2009 marks the 100th year of Warrior Football here at Wayland. WSPN's Daniel James and Evan Barber got a feel for the excitement on campus for the 100th year of the Fr...

WSPN Newsletter: The honeymoon is over

David Ryan

September 25, 2009

Dear Readers, The community here at the high school seems to be collectively settling into the standard routine again. Teachers now seem to be comfortable enough with their classes to be piling on work, students are settling into their usual routines (zombies are once again common sight first...

WSPN Newsletter

David Ryan

September 11, 2009

Dear Readers, It's been a whirlwind of a first week here at Wayland High. A new class of freshman, a new vice principal, a new substance abuse policy, and an all new WSPN. However, most of life on campus remains the same. Teachers have been readying their classes and dusting off their curricula...

Ask Vilma: Too much time on "The W"

Victoria Vilma

June 14, 2009

I spend too much time on WSPN commenting and such. Is that bad? If so, what should I do? Spending time cruising WSPN is never going to be a bad thing. Here at “The W”, as I like to call it, we welcome all of the comments you have to offer. WSPN is a place where the viewer’s opinions are held in hig...

Ask Vilma: If you were an animal, what would you be?

Victoria Vilma

June 8, 2009

If you were an animal, what would you be? If I was an animal I would be a fossa. Fossas are large tree mongooses. They are known for being very strong as well as agile. They are native to the great island of Madagascar. The fossa eats lemurs and is the largest mammalian predator on the island. I am know...

Ask Vilma: A prickly question

Victoria Vilma

June 8, 2009

How many porcupines would be too many to keep in my room? Five porcupines is too many for a bathroom, but by ‘room’ I assume you mean your bedroom. For bedrooms, the number is fifteen. If you exceed this number, you will wake up with many quills inside of you in uncomfortable places. Porcupine quills...

Ask Vilma: Coolest word in your vocabulary?

Victoria Vilma

June 8, 2009

What is the coolest word you know? The coolest word I know is ‘hobbledehoy.’ A hobbledehoy is a gawky, ungainly adolescent boy. It is such a cool word because it is extremely fun to say and even more fun to call people.

Ask Vilma: What kind of ride should I get?

Victoria Vilma

June 2, 2009

My parents said they’d buy me any form of transportation that I’d like…what should I ask for? When you recieve such an offer from your parents, you have to consider every possibility open to you. Lucky for you, I have already done this for you. This is what I have come up with: You should ask ...

Ask Vilma: We're the perfect match

Victoria Vilma

June 2, 2009

I’m a junior and I have a big crush on you. I love your advice and I feel like we would be a perfect match. I tend to get along well with people who love my advice. Due to my loving-nature, chances are I have a crush on you too. If you want to set something up, I think it’s a great idea....

Ask Vilma: How did you know?!

Victoria Vilma

May 27, 2009

Is your refrigerator running? Before writing this response, I was in the kitchen with the goal of making a sandwich set in my mind. I walked over to the refrigerator and took out some ham, roast beef, American cheese, swiss cheese, salami, bologna, turkey and mustard. Remembering that I hate mustard, I t...

Ask Vilma: Vilma's Victors

Victoria Vilma

May 27, 2009

AHHHH HELP!!! I NEED A GOOD NAME FOR MY DODGEBALL TEAM! “Vilma’s Victors” sounds like the name of a team destined to win.

Ask Vilma: Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?

Victoria Vilma

May 27, 2009

I need a good pick up line…any ideas?!? Most of the classic pick-up lines are too corny to work on your average girl. If you are very good-looking, lines like “Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.” might work for you. If you are an average guy, it’s safer to sti...

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