1. On Facebook, it says that you are single right now. Do you want to change this status? Do you have anyone in mind?
…Who says I’m single? You never know…

2. If you don’t mind sharing, when was your first kiss?
Pretty much straight outta the wombbb, nbd. (nbd = no big deal)

3. Where did you go for your first date?
Chuck E. Cheese. Grand memories in the ball pit. Grand memories.

4. Is flirting your favorite sport?
Haha, no. Flirting is not my favorite sport.

5. Jokes aside, we heard that you are quite an athlete. What are your favorite sports and why?
Soccer was the first sport I’ve played, and I really like it. I’m playing softball, and that’s a lot of fun as well…and snowboarding if you count that as a sport.

6. What is your favorite eye color?
Deep green eyes are cool.

7. What characteristics do you look for in a boyfriend?
Muscular feet are a total turn on.

8. If you can date any celebrity in the world, who would it be?
It comes down to Stewie Griffin & Shia Labeouf, no doubt.

9. What were your Halloween costumes in the past?
I was a cat for pretty much the first 8 years of my life… This year, I was a pirate.

10. We heard that you talk a lot during classes. Is this true? If so, do you mainly talk to guys or girls?
Well I don’t think I really lean to one side—it depends on who my friends are or who I like talking to in that class.

11. Who is the cutest boy in your grade?
Hi Ian Stack. I enjoy looking at you.

12. Who is the hottest guy in your grade?
Well, when you think about it, it’s a pretty close call between Joey Felipe and Griffin McGrail.

13. Do you like tanning? If so, where is your favorite place to tan?
Well, I get kind of impatient just lying in the sun, so it only lasts like 10 minutes, but when it’s nice out I’m outside a lot.

14. If you were to have a party at your house and people are being obnoxious and inappropriate, how would you react to that?
Haha well it has actually happened before and I told them to cut it out or leave. My way or the highway ; )

15. If you can go to anywhere in the world for a vacation, where would it be and why?
Well, in the Arctic Circle they’ve managed to create this robot that can withstand the intense coldness of the freezing water. Since the organisms within the Arctic Circle have been away from any other organisms for millions and millions of years, they’ve adapted entirely different from any other living thing on earth. So to answer your question it’d be the Arctic Circle, nbd.

16. Who is your favorite role model?
My dad.

17. Who is your favorite teacher and why?
Mr. Schmirer sweats awesomeness.

18. Do you read magazines? If so, what is your favorite one?
Don’t read magazines, SOWWY.

19. Give us your most awkward moment in your life.
It’s kind of an everyday thing. I’ll be walking to a class and someone will be walking towards me and neither of us know which way to turn— we end up doing a little dance for about 5 minutes. AWKapulcos.

20. What was the happiest moment in your life?
The day I met Ariel Chates. She ran through the crisp fall air, sun shining on her back, and I knew my life would never be the same from that moment forward.

21. What is your favorite movie and why?
Legends of the Fall. So much drama. It’s totally awesome because it’s ridiculous. Donny Darko because it makes you think.

22. What is your favorite band and why?
The Goo Goo Dolls will always have a place in my heart… But I’m also into State Radio and Tilly & The Wall right now. I just saw Kanye West in a concert so he’s what’s stuck in my head.

23. What is your favorite class this year and why?
Creative Writing… It’s really enjoyable and I’ve met a lot of cool people in it.

24. Why are pizza boxes square if pizzas are round?
There are many reasons that are too classified for this interview. The number one reason is that if it was a tight circle then you couldn’t fit your hands in order to take out a piece. It would be tight and awkward.

25. What is your favorite food?
I enjoy cheese, crackers and grapes. Oh and anything sweet I’ll devour in front of your eyes.

26. Where would you want your date to take you and why?
Sky diving. Why not?

27. What do you do for fun? Is there anything that we may not know about?
You probably don’t know that I like nature. I spend a lot of time in the woods/on the river with my dad.

28. What do you look for in a friend?
The three most important qualities I look for in a friend are A) a shoulder to cry on, B) arms for hugging and C) smiles for sharing.

29. Are you a type of girl that is friendly with a lot of guys or just a few?
I try to be friendly with everyone.

30. What is the one thing that people do not know about you?
I can make my stomach look like a hammerhead shark. nbd. You’re just jealous.

31. If you do have a “boyfriend,” what would be the one thing that you want to tell him?
Put a shirt on in your Facebook profile picture, please.