1. We heard that you want a girlfriend. Why can’t you get one right now?
I don’t really want to settle down with just one girl.
2. Where did you take your first date?
On my boat.
3. What are your favorite eye color, hair color and lip color?
Probably blonde hair, blue eyes and lips don’t really matter if she wears like lipstick.
4. We heard that you are an awesome skateboarder. Can you just tell us more about this?
Uh well, I skated a lot when I was a young lad, but sucked pretty bad. So I quit for a while and started again like a couple years ago. I got pretty good and went to Camp Woodward where I learned how to skate real good. I’m looking forward to going back this summer too.
5. What characteristics do you look for in a girlfriend?
Uh well she has to be pretty hot and have an alright personality.
6. When was your first kiss?
Hahahah. Uh I think I was like 13.
7. We heard that you are an excellent artist. What inspires you to draw well?
Sorry it’s very classified.
8. Do you think you look more attractive with a flat-rimmed hat?
Hahahaha. Well I could probably roll wearing anything and still have my stunning looks.
9. Since when did you start wearing a flat-rimmed hat?
Last summer I was at eastern boarder getting new wheels and I saw the Krew hat. I bought it and have been wearing flat rims since.
10. If you can date any celebrity in the world, who would it be?
Uh probably Jessica Alba before she got pregnant.
11. Do you feel “superior” because you are in an Honors Biology class when most of your friends are in CPS?
Well I don’t mind kids in CPS it’s just when someone comes along bragging that CPS is so much harder than bio, that is when I show my superiority.
12. We heard that your favorite show is America’s Next Top Model. Why do you like that show?
Hahaha. What are you talking about?
13. Do you like tanning? If so, where is your favorite place to tan?
Well if I’m on a beach or at a pool and I don’t feel like swimming I’d definitely work on my tan.
14. If you can go to anywhere in the world for a vacation, where would it be and why?
I’d probably go to Hawaii because it’s warm and stuff.
15. What else do you like besides skateboarding?
I like to wakeboard and wakeskate a lot during the summer. Since I live on the lake I can go out with my brother and some of his friends and wakeboard for a while.
16. Who is your favorite role model?
My favorite role model would probably be Corey Worthington. Hahaha. Look him up on YouTube.
17. Who is your favorite teacher and why?
My favorite teacher would be Mr. Fernandez from the middle school.
18. Give us your most awkward moment in your life.
Probably when I walked through the middle school with a condom stuck to my foot. It must’ve come from outside somewhere.
19. What was the happiest moment in your life?
Um well my teacher moved our paper from Friday to Monday and I was pretty happy.
20. Do you like swimming? If so, why do you like it?
I like swimming because it’s fun I guess.
21. Do you work out at all? Do you enjoy any other sports?
Uh well I try to stay fit by playing lax.
22. What is your favorite movie and why?
My favorite movie is “Ali G In Da House.” I like it because Ali G’s the man.
23. What is your favorite band and why?
DAFT PUNK!!!!!!!
24. What is the one thing that people do not know about you?
Uh I like dirt.
25. You are single right now. What would be the one thing that you want to tell your potential girlfriend?
I would tell you but it isn’t too appropriate. Hahahaha jk. I’d probably tell her that her eyes are like two pools of love, and I’m ready to dive in. hahahahaha.
Joe dirt • Dec 12, 2008 at 3:59 PM
finally some 1 else likes dirt then me!
hahaha wow • Sep 19, 2008 at 8:04 AM
hahaha love it. your awesome austin
hahaha • May 29, 2008 at 8:34 PM
hahah this is the best!
Jessica Alba • May 29, 2008 at 10:04 AM
OMG! I’m totaly like blond and blue eyed! OMG!!! I luv dirt too! This is like totaly awsum! The totaly best thing EVA!!! We’re so ment to be, austin! 😉 xoxo
waytown cosmo is totally like da BOMb.
Kelli • May 21, 2008 at 12:35 PM
haha wow austin…someones awesome
john doe • May 19, 2008 at 9:17 AM
you like dirt?! oh god!!
yooooo • May 16, 2008 at 1:43 PM
your hot
ill be your girlfriend!
meredith riley • May 16, 2008 at 10:20 AM
hahaha
i love austin