Use three adjectives to describe yourself.

Absorbent, yellow, porous.

Do you prefer singing in the shower or the rain?

Singing in the shower. The shower is where I belt out my crazy womanly high notes, so I like doing it in private.

A rumor has been going around that your favorite TV show is Sex and the City. What do you say to the show’s critics?

How can you not like it? It’s like the Tiger Woods scandal, but in 30-minute updates!

Do you still believe in the tooth fairy?

Of course not. The Easter Bunny uses your teeth to make its eggs.

If Waytown Cosmo were to take a glance into your room, what would we find?

If you could survive it, then you might just find some humans…

Who is your favorite Pokemon?

Jigglypuff. He’s inspired me to be a singer, and to, y’know, stay in great physical shape.

Kelly Clarkson or Hannah Montana?

Hannah Montana, because her name reminds me of Indiana Jones.

If you were in a bar fight, name one person you would want on your side.

Probably Chuck Norris, because I feel like he could calm down the other guys by using his reasoning skills.

Ryan or Jordan?

Jordan, because the name makes you picture furniture, a marsh, a river, and a basketball game.

I hear you love the movie Mamma Mia. Why?

The music is so cheerful that you almost forget the mom lived with three different guys in the same summer.

If you have dessert with your lunch, do you eat it first, last, or in between?

If I have a dessert, that is my lunch.

What is your favorite music video, and why?

TiK ToK by Ke$ha, because I like seeing a girl followed by a group of Mick Jaggers.

Who is better, Tom or Jerry?

Tom, because he never gives up even though Jerry is clearly smarter than him.

What is your ideal pet, and why?

A koala, because those guys are just so adorable and cuddly.

Which one of Santa’s reindeer is your favorite?

Dancer, because he’s the most artsy out of all the reindeer.

If you could live in a country besides the U.S., where would you live?

Jordan, because I could be king there.

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Britney, like way back when she was a mouseketeer.

Motorcycle or car?

Car, but only Flintstone-style. The kind where you’ve got to pedal.

If you could have one superpower for a day, what would it be, and why?

The ability to make people sneeze when they are about to, because it’s really annoying when you are about to sneeze, but you can’t.

Why do you think Waytown Cosmo chose to interview you?

It was between interviewing me and doing your homework.