
Pineapple: Pineapple is probably the best food in history. The Latin name of which is Priclious perfectious.
Neck pillow: I use that to fall asleep on planes, and if I fall asleep in the bath, it prevents by head falling underwater so I don’t drown.
Sweatpants: Just ‘cause sweatpants are really comfortable.
Socks: So I can do the moon walk anywhere in the world that isn’t covered in asphalt.
Rubber ducky: I’m not going to take a bath without him and my bath neck pillow.
Fork: So I can fight off zombies and if I come across a bacon festival. It can be used to scoop large portions of bacon before everyone else eats it.
Hair products: One for the shape and one for the shine, plus a comb.
