Congratulations to you, readers. You’ve clicked on our inaugural post of 10 Things, the latest weekly addition to WSPN’s very happy blogging family. The mastermind? Junior and budding comedian Siddharth Virkud. True, top 10 lists have been done before – but never like this. We give you our word. Just keep reading….
10 reasons why the new school plan should upset you:
- Where will we park?
- I’ll have graduated.
- We’ve put up with the old campus for this long…what’s a few more years? Keep the building until it crumbles.
- It’s bad enough that they find it necessary to mow the lawn for six hours while school is in session. Imagine the noise with not one, but two buildings being put up.
- Two buildings! Really?! Last I checked, that’s five less than our current layout.
- Side note: the Planning Committee better have designed underground tunnels for the new school…it adds intrigue.
- A multiple building layout in New England IS a good idea!
- We should at least wait to see if the world really does end 2012. What a waste that would be…
- We’ll be able to actually open windows? The heat will work when we need it? NO! I like it the way it is. Keeps you on your toes and ready for anything!
- Asbestos free? Please! Dealing with an potentially-toxic learning environment ensures that swine flu is not a challenge for us hardy WHS students.
- I’ll be able to sit in class, not outside it? You’re kidding. Naw, we don’t need more space!
- Resist change! An 18% turnout for the vote… really? That’s not nearly enough! Re-vote! There has to be some law against this.
Wayland’s getting a new school. It’s not possible.
But it’s very possible I’ll be back next week for another ten things.
